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Perhaps no other topic in the course of human events provides as much fodder for humor as romantic relationships. With that in mind, here are some of our favorite, funny dating quotes. My girlfriend told me that she was seeing another man. I told her to rub her eyes.

Emo Philips. Employees make the best dates. Andy Warhol. Jim Gaffigan. I like to date schoolteachers. If you do something wrong, they make you do it over again. Rodney Dangerfield. Mitch Hedberg. Dating a man is like flying a kite.

You only need to know when to wind up the string or let it out. Jenna Alatari. Workshops and seminars are basically financial speed dating for clueless people.

Doug Coupland. Garry Shandling. If you have any ideas for additions to our Funny Dating Quotesplease let us know via our contact. Popular Toasts for Every Occasion.

Short Quotations About Life and Living. Funny Dating Quotes and Love Sayings Being single and out in the dating world is full of humorous takes. We found many of them and added them to our list of quotations. Ten Best Funny Dating Quotes 1. Emo Philips 2.

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